Makes skinny girls look hot in a hot-librarian-loves-the-cock kind of way. Makes fat girls think they look like hot librarians when they actually look more like ugly-bitter-librarian-feigning-originality-with-ugly-glasses. Emo Glasses Help skinny boys turn their skinnyness into a “thing” and subsequently gets them laid.

Hot-librarian-loves-the-cock — U gotta love the Urban dictionary!

There is a new movie opening this weekend called Blindness, starring Mark Ruffalo, Julianne Moore & Danny Glover — perfect combination!

“A doctor’s wife becomes the only person with the ability to see in a town where everyone is struck with a mysterious case of sudden blindness.”

I find sudden blindness more horrifying than zombies or “snakes on a motherfucking plane”. Here are the first 5 minutes:

 
More “minutes” available.

Great t-shirt by Topatoco!